a word’s just a word ‘til you mean what you say. and love isn’t love ‘til you give it away.
it’s funny that i’m watching the live stats for the usc vs. ole miss game (since i didn’t ppv it) and it’s slightly delayed, so when something good happens, i hear everyone at the bars downstairs screaming and cheering, then i get to see what happens on the stats. knowing something good is going to happen and anticipating what it is is kinda fun haha.
1) your peace out at the end made me lol. 2) how is that heat exhaustion thing more traumatizing than your blood donation experience??
8scribbledlines: thewilliambeckett: SATURDAY...
(404): i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick...
8scribbledlines: “i’ll let you get back to your funeral in a minute…but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn “. And this is why TFLN is one of the top loves of my life. lol but sad.
Beth: Are you going to pride tomorrow?
Joshua: Because I hate gay people.
Beth: You hate yourself?
Beth: So, you hate Jordan?
Joshua: No, I hate gay people who aren't my friends or my boyfriend. Well, sometimes I hate gay people that are my boyfriend. I MEAN...
Beth: Too late, going in my quotes!
wow, another priceless moment? jordan is staying at his mom’s this weekend since she is out of town and needed someone to take care of her dog, so naturally, i find it perfectly acceptable to walk around with no pants on since i just got finished sewing the hole in my jeans. i walk, pantsless, to my bathroom and proceed to start peeing with the door wide open. just as i finish and, still...
just had a cute moment with my best friend/roommate. he was in the shower when i came home from class and he didn’t know i came in, so when he got out of the shower, he opened the bathroom door and was about 2 seconds away from walking out naked, so i say, “are you naked?!” and his head pops out of the door and says in this hilarious innocently cute tone, “yessss.”...
basically all i have eaten in the past week is...
i plan to tell my dad how much weight i’ve gained because of his making me give away my cat.
i really just hate my life right now.
mliaverage: Today, I was choosing a brownie to eat off the plate, when I took one, and then put it back. My mother told me I had to eat the one I touched. I then proceeded to touch all of them. Guess who got 12 brownies? MLIA. this is awesome. thanks olivia.
why is bryce avary’s wife so pretty? i was hoping she would be ugly so i could step in. :(
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acewepeel: Dear Alex: Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure is one of the greatest movies of all time. Anyway, I see that you recommended Fevers and Mirrors to someone, how do you feel about Letting Off the Happiness? It seems like no one ever loves it as much as I do. Umm Pee-wee’s Big Adventure is definitely one of my favorite movies ever. And Letting Off the Happiness is good, but I think Fevers and...
8scribbledlines: behindthegossip: Jordan just snotted in a piece of notebook paper and crumpled it up. This made me think about his Twitter bio. He might keep it real, but classy is questionable, lol. he is not in any way classy.
Jordan just snotted in a piece of notebook paper and crumpled it up.