Beth: Are you going to pride tomorrow?
Joshua: No.
Beth: Why?
Joshua: Because I hate gay people.
Beth: You hate yourself?
Joshua: No.
Beth: So, you hate Jordan?
Joshua: No, I hate gay people who aren't my friends or my boyfriend. Well, sometimes I hate gay people that are my boyfriend. I MEAN...
Beth: Too late, going in my quotes!
Sep 11th